Lifestyle Concierge Service
For those who know the value of beauty, service—and delegation.
Time-Saving Support
Errand Running (General) — $25/hr
$35/hr on holidays
Groceries, returns, pickups, drop-offs, post office runs, and everyday life admin—handled efficiently and reliably.
Vehicle Concierge
Car Wash Coordination — $60 flat + cost of wash/detailing
We pick up your vehicle, coordinate the service, and return it refreshed and ready to go.
Gassing Up Your Car — $40 flat + fuel cost
We take your car and bring it back full—simple, seamless, and convenient.
Car Seat Cleaning - $70 for first seat, $60 for each additional
Seats are picked up from your front porch and returned within 24 hours.
Removable parts are washed and the seat is thoroughly cleaned and refreshed.
Outing Companion - $20/hr, $5 per additional child
Extra hands, eyes, and calm in high-energy environments!
Parents ourselves, we know how much of a handful enjoying outings can be when we bring our little bundles of joy along for the ride, and we would love to help.
We assist with logistics, strollers, breaks, redirection, and transitions—not replacing parental authority and always with a gentle parenting approach in mind.
This includes family trips, nights out, theme parks, or any place you think you could use an extra pair of hands!
Guest ticket must be provided for theme parks.
Family Support
You don’t hire us because you need help.
You hire us because the idea of someone confident and capable handling your to-do list with care does something for you.
It reprioritizes you.
You Can Have a Team Who Does the Work.
See Subscription Offers Below Services
Line Sitting — $30/hr
Weather & overnight surcharges apply, line sitting over 2 hours requires advanced notice
Cold, rain, or shine, we hold your place in line!
Either in person or on the phone—so you don’t have to rearrange your day.
Home & Comfort Care
Cat Litter Box Cleaning - $40 for first box, $30 for each additional
Can be cleaned in-home or removed and returned. Fully sanitized and deodorized.
Furniture Rearranging — $100/hr
A refreshed layout with a team of two can change how your entire home feels! We approach this with care, creativity, and FUN.
Trash Can Washing — $50 for two cans
A hose is required
Cans are thoroughly cleaned and bleached for a fresh, odor-free reset at the convenience of your home
Mobile Laundry Service — $35 per bag
Laundry must be provided in a washable laundry bag.
Includes wash, dry, and fold.
Choose between scented or unscented/eco-friendly detergent.
Donation Pickup — $50 flat fee per carload
(Furniture not included)
We sort, load, and deliver donations to your chosen organization—making decluttering easier from start to finish.
Closet Clean-Out — $150 (up to 3 hours)
Hands-on support sorting, organizing, and creating space.
Emotional-neutral, respectful, and efficient.
Personal Assistance
Full Body Hair Trimming — $130 per session
Professional grooming assistance for tasks that may be difficult to manage alone.
Clear boundaries and professionalism maintained at all times.
Companionship —
(Phone) $30/hr (In Person) $60/hr
Ideal for those seeking connection, conversation, or accompaniment without expectation or obligation.
This may look like
- Phone companionship or in-person company
- Quiet presence (reading, walking, sitting together)
-Accompaniment to outings, appointments, or errands
- Social support during transitions, loneliness, or recovery
Minimums:
Phone: 30 minutes
In-person: 2 hours
Pre-booking required
Payment in advance
Code of conduct agreement for in-person services
This service is strictly platonic. No romantic, sexual, or physical intimacy is offered or implied.
House/Pet Sitting — Ask For A Quote
Professional house sitting may include pet care, pool care, cleaning, mail pick up, plant care, overnight stays etc.
Let us know what your specifications are and we will provide you with a quote!
Bundling services reduces overall cost.
For locations more than 20 minutes away, a $5–$10 fuel fee may apply based on distance.
If there is something not listed that you would like help with please feel free to let us know and we will see how we can accommodate you
Siren Subscriptions
Siren Support
Essentials Concierge — $225/month
Designed for busy schedules that can’t afford waiting.
Up to 8 hours of line sitting or errand time
1 gas-up included
Priority Concierge — $450/month
For households juggling work, kids, and constant movement.
Up to 16 hours of line sitting or errand support
2 gas-ups included
Executive Concierge — $675/month
Maximum delegation for lives that move fast.
Up to 24 hours of concierge support
3 gas-ups included
Additional gas-ups:
$30 each (subscriber-only rate)
Vehicle Subscriptions
Auto Car Lite — $110/month
Two coordinated car wash/detailing visits per month.
We handle pickup, coordination, and return.
The Polished Drive — $160/month
Three coordinated car wash visits per month—perfect for high-use vehicles.
Car Seat Care — $70/month
One monthly professional car seat cleaning.
Family Seat Care — $125/month
Two car seats cleaned monthly—ideal for growing families.
The Fresh Curb — $45/month
Monthly trash can washing and sanitizing.
(Hose access required.)
Family Care Subscriptions
Pet Comfort Subscriptions
The Clean Paws — $70/month
Two litter box cleanings per month for one box.
The Clean Paws Duo — $95/month
Two litter box cleanings per month for two boxes.
Lighten The Load — $120/month
Includes 4 laundry bags per month
Best for singles and couples.
The Family Fold — $220/month
Includes 8 laundry bags per month
Designed for active households.
Overflow Royal — $300/month
Includes 12 laundry bags per month
Ideal for large families and short-term rentals.
Subscriber-only add-on:
Additional laundry bag — $30 each
(Bags do not roll over month to month.)
Laundry Subscriptions
Personal Care Subscriptions
The Polished Self — $115/month
One full-body hair trimming session per month. Professional, non-sexual grooming assistance with clearly defined boundaries.
Phone Lite — $55/month
Best for light support and regular check-ins. - 2 hrs of phone companionship
Phone Presence — $110/month
Ideal for weekly or biweekly conversations.
- 4 hrs of phone companionship
Essential Presence — $225/month
Perfect for two scheduled visits.
- 4 hrs of in-person companionship
Lifestyle Companion — $450/month
Designed for regular outings, errands, or weekly support.
- 8 hrs of in-person companionship
Premier Companion — $660/month
Best for clients seeking consistent connection.
- 12 hrs of in-person companionship
Concierge Companion Bundle — $275/month
A balanced blend of presence and support.
- 4 hrs in-person + 2 hrs phone companionship
ALL SERVICES ARE STRICTLY PLATONIC
All subscriptions auto-renew monthly.
Unused services do not roll over.
Subscriber-only add-ons available at preferred rates.
Membership Terms:
All monthly memberships require a 3-month minimum commitment. After the initial term, memberships continue month to month and may be canceled with 30 days' notice.